April 12, 2009

3OH!3 or how popular music lost its standards

rhymeswith:

3OH!3

I’m still horribly confused.

Is this band some kind of joke?

THE GUY ON THE LEFT

THE PANTS, oh shit the pants.

He took all of the most vile trends in the last couple of years and compiled them. With your utterly distateful once-fashionable eyesores combined, I am CAPTAIN ULTRACUNT. There’s gotta be a slogan on that tee somewhere…

They fuck kids in that room.