April 2009
19 posts
Niggers, Niggers
punch em in the face
GODDAMNIT
Man I almost had it. Through me out the door and called me a faggot,
I aint done I’ve only just begun west oakland is the place where Ima comin from
Heya blake...weird question..
Do you know who “window frames” is on tumblr? They’ve reposted yours and my blog entries but like, said something heaps weird about mine.. Said they were masturbating “furiously” over me.. Pretty weirded out!
I CAN’T HELP BEING AROUSED BY SLEEVES COVERED IN MUCOUS. THIS IS NOT AN ASPECT OF MY BEING I SELECTED FROM A LIST OR SOMETHING.
WHY DON’T YOU...
Every post I make today is going to have the word...
cause I’m a twenty-two year old girl who possesses a partial tertiary education and a disregard for society’s, like, bounds.
I AM THE TUMBLR USER.
I LIKE DEATH CAB, DRESSES AND SUPPORT RELATIVELY INOFFENSIVE AND VAGUE SOCIAL MOVEMENTS.
3OH!3 or how popular music lost its standards
rhymeswith:
I’m still horribly confused.
Is this band some kind of joke?
THE GUY ON THE LEFT
THE PANTS, oh shit the pants.
He took all of the most vile trends in the last couple of years and compiled them. With your utterly distateful once-fashionable eyesores combined, I am CAPTAIN ULTRACUNT. There’s gotta be a slogan on that tee somewhere…
They fuck kids in that room.
Developer?
Did you know Tumblr has a super-robust and simple API?
No, I did not know this. I also don’t have any idea what you are talking about. Once I thought I saw a polar bear drinking goon but it was just a heavily built man in a coat which I considered rather unnecessary for a mild spring afternoon.
The goon though, the fucking goon.
Who could ever...
Who the fuck could ever
take the place of me?
“I’m a girl who wipes her nose with her sleeve. I am a 20 year old...”
– I am masturbating furiously
“The Ministry of Magic (one of Rowling’s better inventions) has been seeking to...”
– Christopher Hitchens
Big red potato chips.
They are back and I want some. You’re a vicious whore for keeping them from me. I’m taking home all the stuff we get next time we go drunk shopping.
If supermarkets are open when you are on your way home, either you are leaving too early or they are open too late. Either way, I may enjoy multiple free drinks, but I sure eat cereal in the morning.
You don’t make sense, you...
“Loathes:
wankers, people who call themselves musicians but do little more than...”
– zoe. I think it’s our mutual hates rather than interests that brings us together
“An unoriginal blog in an unoriginal world. I’ve got big ideas and dreams...”
– blake, with perhaps the most uninspiring introduction I’ve ever read to anything.
Don't get the hype
rhymeswith:
Sometimes these are just so outrageously fake. Like this one..
fmylife:
Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML
You’re a fuckwit. That happened to me once with a bear and a couple bottles of irish whiskey.